no I am not crying what are you talking about
last gif: that is the face of a man fearing for his life
i’ve blogged this like 5 times and i still love it
Welcome to my mutli-bookdom, I Hate The Holidays Giveaway!
Like the title says, I hate the holidays so I decided I’m going to give shit away. You’re welcome.
What am I giving away you ask?
- *game show host voice* From the TMI/TID fandom we have: One TMI shirt, size large. One strength rune button. One pack of Rune tattoos. Two posters (one Infernal Devices book promotion poster, one double sided COB poster). And one copy of Clockwork Princess, signed by Cassandra Clare.
- For the Divergent fandom: we have a Four movie poster along with Faction stickers (I had to fight some 14 year old for the last two. I regret nothing), and a Divergent book box set.
- For the Fault In Our Stars fandom: I have stickers with quotes on them.
- AND FINALLY, all three volumes of the Night World series because I love L.J. Smith and so I went out to buy them again for this giveaway.
- BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! I’m also throwing in a $50 gift card to Amazon because yeah.
*Each Night World book has three stories so that’s 9 books there, plus the Divergent trilogy. Holy shit 12 books (I could be wrong, I basically failed math in high school) how fucking cool are you.
So Grinch are there any rules I gotta follow? Fuck yeah.
- Reboobing is limited to 5 times, unless I state otherwise (which I probably will sometime before it ends), because I don’t want this clogging my dash, and no one wants to be spammed.
- Likes DO count
- I’m gonna be one of those assholes who make you follow them because I’m paying money to ship this, and I paid money to get all this. So fuck yeah, follow me.
- If you win, you gotta read the books—if you haven’t already—and tell me whether or not you like them, kay?
If you give me your first born and a time machine you win it all. I’m just kidding, why the hell would I want your first born, that’s fucking weird.
When does your Giving Grinch ways end?
Giveaway ends December 30th, 2013. The winner will be picked by random number generator, and will be notified via ask, so keep those shits opened. The winner then has 48 hours to respond. Winner will be announced if and only if, they give me permission to do so.
That’s it. That’s all. Go home. Nothing left to see here.
Nobody hurts my friends, man. I’ll destroy ‘em.
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.
I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog
More people reblogged this than there are in my state??
Forever reblogging this
ooh a giveaway very exciting yes
(christmasy graphic because im in a holiday mood and i currently have a holiday URL!!! Graphic made by my darling over here you should check out her blog shes fab and thank u kate for making me one too even though i didnt use it u should go follow her too)
Ya gotta be following me (I’m NoelMisha for the Holidays, but EllenHarvelle after New Years)
I WILL check so don’t be an ass
You can like this, but only reblogs will count as enters
Reblog as many times as you like i dont give a shit
This must get at least 4,000 notes or it never happened.
This ends on Feb 26 (2014) at 11:59 PM (east coast time)
Winners will be notified around March 1st
You must have your ask open so I can contact you!
If you don’t reply to my message within 48 hours, a new winner will be chosen.
You have to be willing to give me your address so I can ship all this to you
I think that’s it?
Sam Winchester T-Shirt (x)
Dean Winchester T-Shirt (x)
Salt and Burn Necklace (x)
Impala Licence Plate Necklace (x)
Impala Licence Plate Bracelet (x)
Bitch/Jerk Rings (x)
First Place winner gets to pick 1 shirt and 2 pieces of jewelry (or 3 pieces of jewelry).
Second Place Winner gets to pick 2 of the remaining items.
Third Place Winner gets what is left over.